Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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