I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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