5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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