I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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