would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
