she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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