And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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