oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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