so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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