Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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