someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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