there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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