How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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