Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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Oh Jesus.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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