I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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