U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
