i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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