S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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