I smell stomach acid.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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