You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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