So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Fuck appropriateness.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
