why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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