i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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