What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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