Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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