yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Bring me that man meat
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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