I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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