This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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