It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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