Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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