I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Omg I joined a choir last night...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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