come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Mom said you looked used
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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