Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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