just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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