no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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