I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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