last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Randomize
