You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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