Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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