what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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