i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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