you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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