I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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