How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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