Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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