i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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