how can u be prego again
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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