maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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