Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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