I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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