We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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