You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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