farters have to be the big spoon...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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