He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dignity is for republicans.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
